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One night last week my man & I were flipping through the channels and one of those televangelists were on. It was a pretty ridiculous one so we watched for a few minutes. We noticed everyone was waving around green hankerchiefs. Odd. Anyway, a few minutes into it the guy instructed viewers at home to call or visit his website to get your own "GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH". His name is Don Stewart, and he says that if you use his GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH, you will get money from Jesus. SIGN ME UP! lol. Of course we don't really believe that it works, but it was free so we went to the website and ordered the free GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH. Like 4 days later it came in the mail with a long list of instructions, such as:

1. Write your name on the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH

2. Write the amount of money you need on the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH

3. Touch your forehead with the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH (what?)

4. Put the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH on top of your bills, checkbook or something that represents your finances. Leave it there for tonight only. (he emphasises the importance of leaving it there for JUST ONE NIGHT!)

It goes on & on... The site & his television show are full of "testimonials" of people getting their money thanks to Jesus including "Elizabeth" who says:

"I received $113,000 and a brand-new Mercedes Benz..."

WTF? I'm not against anyone praying or believing in religion, but seriously, this has got to be a total scam! How do they get people to believe this shit????

Visit Don Stewart Ministries to get your own GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH!!!!!!