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I cut my hair super short & it feels amazing!

nobody@vox.com(boredinnewjersey) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:22:06 -0400

I was feeling crappy (emotionally) and rundown for most of the summer due to a medical condition. I had gained weight and felt miserable. I'm not working now (was on personal leave for medical reasons, now I am looking for a new job) so I have lots & lots of time (too much time) to sit around and wallow in self pity.

Anyway, one day at the end of August I was so fed up & stressed. I went into the bathroom armed with a pair of hair scissors and cut my hair up to the earlobes. This may not be as dramatic as shaving your head or dying it a crazy color, but the feeling was so liberating. Okay sure, my hair looks like total shit now, but the feeling of slicing through my hair with those blades was empowering - almost like a high. I held the pieces of hair I had cut off and it felt like I was a new person somehow. (or maybe I just have mental problems - lol)

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A Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth???

nobody@vox.com(boredinnewjersey) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:13:53 -0400

One night last week my man & I were flipping through the channels and one of those televangelists were on. It was a pretty ridiculous one so we watched for a few minutes. We noticed everyone was waving around green hankerchiefs. Odd. Anyway, a few minutes into it the guy instructed viewers at home to call or visit his website to get your own "GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH". His name is Don Stewart, and he says that if you use his GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH, you will get money from Jesus. SIGN ME UP! lol. Of course we don't really believe that it works, but it was free so we went to the website and ordered the free GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH. Like 4 days later it came in the mail with a long list of instructions, such as:

1. Write your name on the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH

2. Write the amount of money you need on the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH

3. Touch your forehead with the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH (what?)

4. Put the GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH on top of your bills, checkbook or something that represents your finances. Leave it there for tonight only. (he emphasises the importance of leaving it there for JUST ONE NIGHT!)

It goes on & on... The site & his television show are full of "testimonials" of people getting their money thanks to Jesus including "Elizabeth" who says:

"I received $113,000 and a brand-new Mercedes Benz..."

WTF? I'm not against anyone praying or believing in religion, but seriously, this has got to be a total scam! How do they get people to believe this shit????

Visit Don Stewart Ministries to get your own GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH!!!!!!

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Nausea, vomiting - 1 of 3 reasons...

nobody@vox.com(boredinnewjersey) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:07:10 -0400

For the past two days (yesterday & the day before) I had really awful nausea with vomiting. It was really bad! I drank Pepto Bismol, but it did nothing. I took Tums, they did nothing. Finally at some point last night it just got better. Thank god! I have basically been laying down in bed or on the sofa for 2 days straight. That really sucked.

I have no idea how this came on, but I figure it is one of three possible reasons:

1. I'm getting my period

2. It' from missing 4 days straight of my medicine

3. I'm pregnant

I honestly don't know which one it is, but I feel pretty certain it's got to be one of these 3.

I guess we'll see...

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I think my dog is gay.

nobody@vox.com(boredinnewjersey) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:54:42 -0400

This weekend we are dog-sitting my boyfriend's friend's puppy. He is a Corgi. He's cute, but he's not totally housetrained yet. Ugh! Since he arrived here approximately 12 hours ago, he's done the following:

Dumps Inside 3 - Dumps Outside 0

Pee Inside 5 - Pee Outside 1

Clearly he prefers the convenience of going to the bathroom inside rather than wasting anyone's time to take ten steps out the door.

Anyway, we have a dog. He's a big dog and I love him. Since this morning our dog has been on this rampage to get to the puppy and lick his weiner. He does it constantly! Once he even tried to mount the puppy, I swear he tried. (imagine a german shepherd mix mounting a little corgi puppy - yea, total freak show!) Both of them had boners and I just can't stand it, so gross! Finally I had to just separate them because I can't stand watching them 'service' each other and seeing their nasty dog weiners every two seconds. They remind me of the meaty claw part of a lobster claw. Eww!!!

So now they are both resting peacefully in separate rooms.

It should be an interesting weekend.

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My ex-boyfriend is a crossdresser...

nobody@vox.com(boredinnewjersey) — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:02:23 -0400

I'm not sure why I'm writing about this. I guess just to get some stuff off my chest. It may sound humorous on the surface that my ex-boyfriend is a crossdresser (okay, it sounds hysterical), but in reality it majorly screwed with my head while we were together. Seriously, the guy was more into looking at himself in the mirror dressed up like a pantyhose-clad bimbo than having sex with me, or making things good in our relationship. It was all about him and his perverted little fantasies.

While I have no problem with a person who wants to crossdress, I DO have a problem with anyone who abuses the acceptance of their significant other and distorts it into something disgusting, perverted and humiliating.

Details, I know, you probably want details. Lots of juicy details. I will post them in time.

It's seriously fucked up...

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