I think my dog is gay.

This weekend we are dog-sitting my boyfriend's friend's puppy. He is a Corgi. He's cute, but he's not totally housetrained yet. Ugh! Since he arrived here approximately 12 hours ago, he's done the following:

Dumps Inside 3   -   Dumps Outside 0

Pee Inside 5   -   Pee Outside 1

Clearly he prefers the convenience of going to the bathroom inside rather than wasting anyone's time to take ten steps out the door.

Anyway, we have a dog. He's a big dog and I love him. Since this morning our dog has been on this rampage to get to the puppy and lick his weiner. He does it constantly! Once he even tried to mount the puppy, I swear he tried. (imagine a german shepherd mix mounting a little corgi puppy - yea, total freak show!) Both of them had boners and I just can't stand it, so gross! Finally I had to just separate them because I can't stand watching them 'service' each other and seeing their nasty dog weiners every two seconds. They remind me of the meaty claw part of a lobster claw. Eww!!!

So now they are both resting peacefully in separate rooms.

It should be an interesting weekend.